I’m sitting at my desk and I hear a noise that sounded as if something very large was thrown at the front door or someone ran a small motor vehicle into it…. I ran downstairs only to find a huge bird on the front porch…. D.E.A.D! Ahhhhhh!
OH my goodness! That’s hilarious and sadddd We had a similar occurance where I used to work. It was at a sports training facility. We heard a super loud BANG at the window. But before we even went outside, we knew what we would find because…there was a huge and ENTIRE print of a bird’s body wings and side of its face left on the window. And the SICK and TWISTED guys I worked with refused to clean the image off of the window. So we named him and referred to his little bird spirit often hahaha. Like I said…hilarious, but sad!!
Awww! Maybe it saw those “Windex” commercials and thought to itself “Surely it doesn’t hurt that bad…” HAHAHA! Not funny that it’s dead, but it’s just weird.
one hit our big window in the living room the other day and landed on its feet on top of my car. he started looking around as if he was thinking, “i hope no one saw me.” then he flew off.
I am sure you noticed that your Dad removed the bird from the front porch as soon as I told him about it. I said it was freaking me out…you know I am just a little superstitious. There are lots of superstitions regarding birds. The one thing I do know is the crazy bird should have seen the window. Unlike the Windex commercials my front door is rarely that clean thanks to the wet noses and muddy paws of Izzy, Diesel and Holly.
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Ew! Gross. I’ll never forget when I was young and my dad and I were driving somewhere…and a bird flew into the windshield. GROSS!
OH my goodness! That’s hilarious and sadddd
We had a similar occurance where I used to work. It was at a sports training facility. We heard a super loud BANG at the window. But before we even went outside, we knew what we would find because…there was a huge and ENTIRE print of a bird’s body wings and side of its face left on the window. And the SICK and TWISTED guys I worked with refused to clean the image off of the window. So we named him and referred to his little bird spirit often hahaha. Like I said…hilarious, but sad!!
Oh no! That’s creepy for sure! But have a great day anyway!! xoxo
ick!!! but so sad for that poor little bird!! i once had a bird fly into the sunroof of my car..it was a sad day for that bird
Poor Bird!! Sorry you have to deal with that today.
Awww!
Maybe it saw those “Windex” commercials and thought to itself “Surely it doesn’t hurt that bad…” HAHAHA! Not funny that it’s dead, but it’s just weird.
oh no!!! poor thing.
one hit our big window in the living room the other day and landed on its feet on top of my car. he started looking around as if he was thinking, “i hope no one saw me.” then he flew off.
Ew. Don’t touch it. Use a snow shovel & a big garbage bag. Yuck. I’m sorry. Birds creep me out…..blah.
That is weird. Poor bird probably had no idea he was about to die!
I am sure you noticed that your Dad removed the bird from the front porch as soon as I told him about it. I said it was freaking me out…you know I am just a little superstitious. There are lots of superstitions regarding birds. The one thing I do know is the crazy bird should have seen the window. Unlike the Windex commercials my front door is rarely that clean thanks to the wet noses and muddy paws of Izzy, Diesel and Holly.